would you like to hear a joke?

[driftke70]

how do you make your girl friend scream during sex?

call her up and tell her

[08ftwyo]

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O' Furniture

[shakes]

I'm more a fan of the bucking bronco...

While shagging her doggy grab a hand full of her hair, mention not so subtly that her sister goes harder and hold on for the ride.

[Breaka]

A married bloke gets caught by his wife having a pull to some porn.
Upset the mans wife asks him 'Darling...do you think about me when watching porn and playing with yourself'
In response the man says 'When you're eating mudcake do you think about dog shit?'

[driftke70]

the phantom is when you are doing a chick doggy, and you pull out, spit on her bum, she thinks you blew and turns around and you blow on her face.

gecko is when your doing a chick doggy against a wall, and you stick it in their but and they try and climb the wall like a gecko.


i made up an awesome joke today, so lame but i laughed for ages for some reason.

why did the sugar glider have bad bio.

cause he has such big armpits.


i know its not funny, but i love lame jokes.

[Breaka]

We all know what the Walrus is right?

[hachi_dk]

right...

[Konakid]

beally, maths is fucking gold.

[MINIHORSE]

How do you turn a fruit ino a vegetable?
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Give it aids

[Zach]

A, How does a new zealander find a sheep in tall grass?
Q, Satisfying

Q. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A. A lot of room

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut

Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud