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    Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap". The second one says, "No soap, radio!"


    hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    (Google "no soap radio")

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    Walks through the door sideways and bangs his cock on the doorway...

    Heard this joke today:

    Q. How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

    A. Pick it up (the dog) and suck it off.

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    confucious says man with penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts

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    confucious says man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day!

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    confucious says man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand

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    confucious says man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time

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    confucious says man who run in front of car get tired

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    confucious says man who run behind car get exhausted

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    confucious says crowded elevator smell different to midget!

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    confucious says man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

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