semen was everywhere
me and the boys go away every queens bday weekend to bulli i think never remember, and one time one bandcamp we made the obligatory irish mate aidan believe i put my dick in his mouth, while he was sleeping the cunt up an left us with no way to get home, fuckin irishes
wtf i dont understand rhys posts right now. it sounds gay but i guess he always does
i had a chick grind her teeth against my cock mid blowjob once for 10mins. i thought she'd eventually stop and start sucking again, she didnt. my cock ran away and hid and he wouldnt come back. seriously if i ever see that chick again im gonna punch her in the cunt
my computer is so fucking slow, i want my good one back, its such a cool computer, can even play ps3 in hd on the fucker, 17inch screen, blutooth, bluray burner everything, but it had to go pop didnt it
one more fucking page to 300
Thankfully, all the bitches that have had my gold memeber didnt find the need to bite it chew it and spit it back at me. But then again they my member tend to scare all the school kids out of the yard and into my bedroom
not being cocky, but fuck i love having an 8 inch cock, just though id put it out there