tell the truth she wants my fat cock
what the fucks the go with these rca's?
first date should always be a picnic, maybe throw some fishing in there too, makes the whole thing more intimate, which is key, sitting in a noisey restuarant is not intimate.
Love letters slipped in the handbag as you drop her off will win you 1000points, a sms sent after she's a sleep so its the first thing she reads when she wakes up is a good one to, all corny shit, but i bet you she will have a smile on her dial.
tell the truth she wants my fat cock
what the fucks the go with these rca's?
they suck balls.
boss was out today
Originally Posted by biggo
It's what I would want.And I could be a woman... For you...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
speed channel is the fucking best.
^ i lol'd
i have this theory about "quality time". if you seriously want to keep her make sure that every second she is with or talking with you she is enjoying herself. if this means only for a 5 minute phone call every week or so for the first few weeks make it so. just say your busy and cant wait to see/talk to her again. as soon as youre boring youve lost. dont have extended awkward silences ESPECIALLY ON THE PHONE. if you ever get an awkward silence in person just smile into space (a im having a good time and just checking out what else is happening in the rest of the room smile) to show that youre comfortable, but dont let it happen too often.
when you actually get around to spending extended periods of time (eg first date) with her ask her questions about herself, her family, her friends, her job, her interests etc but dont get too personal. LOOK INTERESTED. talk about yourself when she asks about you. AGAIN DONT GET TOO PERSONAL (dont talk about how your father ass raped you as a child so you have trust issues). dont talk about yourself too much, always go back to asking her questions. if she doesnt want to answer some questions you ask her it may be too personal and you should drop it and change topics or maybe you have to talk about yourself within that topic (eg if you ask about her family and she doesnt answer talk about your family but not in too much detail).
at every opportunity you have when she is answering the questions you ask her complement her ON HER PERSONALITY. if she ever seeks a complement on her looks brush it off and say something like, "yeah youre beautiful but thats pretty obvious," and continue the conversation.
WHEN YOU COMPLEMENT HER ON HER PERSONALITY touch her and look her in the eyes as you say it (a friendly look). between the wrist and elbow is the safe zone which shows youre being friendly but arent trying to jump her right there and then.
towards the end of the night after it has been made obvious to her that you like her as a person and not just for looks wait until she is talking about something that isnt of serious content. then interrupt her, apologise straight away and say something obvious about you wanting her sexually but cant have her sexually yet for some stupid reason (dont be a pervert). something along these lines, "hey im sorry to interupt, but im getting an overwhelming feeling that if we were alone (obviously being somewhere public or somewhere where theres other people around) at half an excuse id give you a whole anatomy of kisses." and then you say something to go back to what she was talking about ASAP.
the theory about this is you are making her use her imagination about a sexual situation with you but then changing the subject before a thought about her not wanting that can come up in her head. YOU MUST BE QUICK.
the next date meet somewhere intimate and alone with her, just shoot the shit for say 15mins and then touch her somewhere in a more sensitive zone (like her waist, hips, shoulders) and wait for response. if she doesnt jump out her skin in shock horror, then kiss her asap (start slow, warm her up. dont go in for the porno kiss straight away). then its sexy times for biggo.
after that you decide weather you just want sex and if so just organise intimate alone dates, or if you want a relationship continue with the advice i gave about how to talk to her on the first long date.
Last edited by Vance; 3rd November 2010 at 10:53 PM.
rio you're a pimp.
i earnt the title "man-whore" quite early in high school for good reason
lol well thought out i suppose.....
biggo just show her whos boss biggo style
shit rio
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