Driving this morning, get pulled up cause I was being a dick, and pretending I was launching a rocket ship. Have a total of 4inches of lift, 2 tyrs on the limit, 1 is done, and a new one, front tyes poke nearly an inch either side, dont have half the interior in it, tools everywhere, oil leaks, water leaks, blows a fair bit of diesel down low, and a very tidy, black, intake pipe, and because it has 2 pieces of blue silicon on it, its th worst thing in the world, and I am commiting a major offence, and its those types of modifications, that make these cars dangerous.
When the copper said that, I thought he was talking about th lift, but like the clever cunt I am, I asked what he was referring to, as not to draw attention to something he may not of noticed, and the fuckwit, turns around, and quite loudly/aggresively says "what you think I cant see that turbo pipe, you think I'm stupid do ya" it was very hard not to laugh at this bloke. But I tried to explain to him it was coming from the airbox, and going straight to the manifold. He didn't believe me, so I pulled the fucker apart, and showed him it was 2 bits of steel pipe. He starts to settle down, I'm thinking sweet, no fines no defect, then highway rolls up, and this fucking monkey, tells me he thought he'd better call highway to come have a look.
Highway gets out, thinking hes a tuff fuck in his raybans and jacket. Walks up, " mate that tyres fucked " then he walks around the front, " 2 inch springs mate " I very politely replied that they are only 1" and it has a 3 inch body lift, he goes " poly or steel blocks " I said poly, he asked how long I have had it, told him 2 weeks, he looks at me with a smile on his face, "alright mate, so your fixing her up" yeah mate, " alright " walks back to his car, comes back and canarys the fucker for the tyre, fine is only $80, but what a cunt.
Still 4mm tread left, mother fucker.
