Iv been off the Chuck for a while now but a certain shanty member has rekindled my faith
This thread is dedicated to quotes and facts about the massiah himself
Some of my personal favourites:
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light not because hes afraid of the dark, because the dark is affraid on Chuck norris.
2. Aleins do exist there just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
3. There no chin under Chuck Norris' beard just another fist.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6.There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
OMG i could go on all day
Their all gold and this is the best website ever made:
