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    came up with this idea for a game wile in chat today ... game goes like this

    post by joe bloggs:

    i like my women like i like my cars dirty and run down with high mileage but still revs hard





    but so this doesnt come off too sexist girls you can have a digg at us dudes aswell just adapt the line to men insted


    here are few we have come up with so far :

    i like my women like i like my cars because .....

    breaks down easily, eats fuel, lots of junk in the boot

    only driven once a week and stored in the garage under lock and key

    handes 5 passengers at a time

    i dont know because im still working out the jack

    reliable, low on maintanence and always up for a good drive also with twin airbags

    ok you get the jist of it have fun..
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    Handles well and fun to ride

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    less curves that a 944 volvo?

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    I like my women like i like my cars... lighter for better handling through the curves, somthing that I dont have to mod or maintain but can just get in and drive everyday and as long as I'm happy with her I don't care what anybody else thinks.

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    dont wanna disrespect the comedic brilliance of this thread, cos ive had a good chuckle at the above,

    but i want to say that i love my cars cos of how theyre nothing like my women.

    they dont judge me, they can be thrashed and still be there for me. the biggest difference is that i actually WANT other blokes to like my car. (unlike my girl) also im never jealous of my car liking other blokes.
    if my car fucks up i can soon figure out why. if my girl goes off at me im left scratching my head. also a broken car can be fixed, whereas a broken relationship can go to the scrapyard even if it looked repairable.

    personally i dislike the comparison between girls and cars because at least with even the most tempremental of high revving N/A setups you know where you stand. and the problem can be fixed. oh, and without giving too much away, a car will never cheat on you.

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    nicely said. i applaud that performance
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    Yea, but you can cheat on a car with something a bit newer

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    I just realised there dont seem to be any regular girls on here anymore.
    Quick girls come and compare cars to guys. I'm sure theres some good humour to be had there.

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    i like my women like i like my cars, especially when im burning rubbers
    i like my women like i like my cars, some just come stock with great body kits.
    i like my women like i like my cars, always good to have fun with a 'sleeper'
    i like my women like i like my cars, cause you can put on the choke when theyre being cold
    (i know that one was harsh)
    i like my women like i like my cars, fresh outta da factory.
    i like my women like i like my cars, when i thrash em, i want it to be loud and obscene so all the neighbours can hear.
    i like my women like i like my cars, lightweight and nimble.
    i like my women like i like my cars, with lots of negative camber
    i like my women like i like my cars- small, asian and effiicient.. not big, american and muscly
    i like my women like i like my cars, jacked up from the front and back.
    i like my women like i like my cars, with a popped top and short skirts.
    i like my women like i like my cars, dirt cheap.

    Women are like cars:
    With carbie engines, if you rev it too much, you'll end up blowing the head!
    You don't want to be seen with a s***box
    There's so many to choose from, but only a handful are worth your money.
    They're noise emission should be legally regulated.
    Paper work is required when acquiring and getting rid of them.
    Be careful of the ones that 'drag'.

    Women are NOT like cars because:
    Overheating is not always a bad sign
    You dont have to Stop, Revive, Survive every two hours.
    THERES NO ALCOHOL LIMIT =D
    You dont feel bad about rear ending them
    You wouldn't want them to have ABS.
    'Redlights' are somewhere where you want to be.
    You wouldn't mind seeing yours wrapped around a pole.

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    HAHAHA..I LOLLED

    Also, I think he actually got the name from Bowie's Space Oddity O_o

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