kind of makes you feel proud, doesn't it?
- Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on
a Japanese TV.
- Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house.
Faster than an ambulance.
- Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
- Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a DIET coke.
- Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
- Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
- Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
- Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
- 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
- 142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
- 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
- 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
- 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
- A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last 2 years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
and finally.........
- In 2000... 8 Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
How many times have you seen kids playing on the Touge at night.
kind of makes you feel proud, doesn't it?
Brings a tear to the eye and a swell of pride to the chest...
I used to do that all the time in my 'younger days', it was the "cool" way of opening a beer, but i never got taken to hospital.......now i only have one k9 tooth, the other has been shorn flat
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a DIET coke.
doesnt that apply to america too?
except they get like 2 liters of "diet" coke per every serving
pair rusty trueno guards
2x trueno headlights
pair trueno guard indicators
rally zenki trueno front bumper
kouki trueno front bumper
zenki flip grill
2x trueno grill
pair zenki ae86 seats
Yeah some of those I can't see applying to australia only. First one's pretty valid but the rest i'm not too sure about.
Where'd you get these from anyhow?
---dens
just random facts its for humor
How many times have you seen kids playing on the Touge at night.
were some of those off the grinspoon vid clip?
dont know got it sent to me in a chain letter lol
How many times have you seen kids playing on the Touge at night.
- Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
since when do supermarkets sell drugs in the rear?
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