<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PuGZoR @ Jan 31 2008, 10:21 AM) </div>Ha i thought this was the embrassing part.. haha i kid i kid oh mercy!
Funny event happened to me last night...
Was playing indoor cricket, as I tend to do every Monday and Wednesday night. Playing pretty shithouse, like, worse than usual. Anyway, was about halfway through my batting overs (everyone has to bat for 4 overs..), when I got bowled a pretty sweet ball. Wasn't that fast, so I took a step forward and gave a mighty swing. Unfortunatly I managed to miss it, hah, so I instantly thrusted my foot back into my crease. That's when I heard the sound of an unholy rip form in my pants, right up the centreline, to about the height where the wang tends to hang.
Fortunatly, I was wearing underwear, and yes, I kept playing. Was heaps cooler playing with a gaping hole in the pants too mind you.
Just wanted to know, who's had similarly embarrasing experiences that were an accident? Not talking bout stuff you've done for dares, or shits and giggles, but just really unfortunate plays of fate...
The Phoenix; In the build since 10/06!
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Where will it stop? Will it ever be finished? How will it go? Why am I not wearing any pants?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PuGZoR @ Jan 31 2008, 10:21 AM) </div>Ha i thought this was the embrassing part.. haha i kid i kid oh mercy!
bmxing i landed hard on my seat and pissed myself, not a full piss just a bit
felt like i was pissing fire for the next week
that was pretty embarrassing
probably not as much as posting it here though........
i get embrassed when Gilly misses my calls!
rofl
this is gonna keep my entertained at work all day
ill think of something just give me some time to wake up
ohoh i got one it wasnt me but my 4 y/o son.....
i had some mates over the other nite we were all sitting watching FnF Tokyo Drift (my sons fave movie) i was in the kitchen doing something,
i hear
adam: what are you doing playing with your self ethan (my sons name)
Ethan: trying to get it to go down
omg i nearly died
lucky my mates have a good sense of humor and found it rather amusing.
got another one
3 weeks ago loading Darwin which is notorious for having heavy bags (30kg + ) not heavy when standing but crouched in an aircraft hold they can be tricky. anyway lifted and went to throw the bag up to the top of the stack and the wheel section caught on my pocket and ripped my shorts right down the side from pocket to hem :lol:
spent the night walking around with excessive white leg showing until i was donated some pants from a fellow 3 times my size...
Beau don't be embarrassed, you should actually be ashamed at your failure
when I was 12 I was up in Surfers for a holiday...well anyways I was playing a game of Putt Putt well I guess it was the 7th hole and I was being Cocky as Ive gotten 3 holes in ones against my dad so anys I noticed a asian guy was stairing at me so I started to walk backwards and get ready for my next shot then suddenly I tript on my club and landle flat on my arm~~~~
I'm probably the only person in history to suffer a Compound Fracture while playing PuttPutt haha
How many times have you seen kids playing on the Touge at night.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gilly @ Jan 31 2008, 12:08 PM) </div>Negative! I just feel pitty for you!
i was about 12 and it was dark and we were showing some friends of ours the local lookout, i was walking along a brick wall and mum says "don't jump off there you can't see" "yeeep whatever mum" so i jumped and landed with a treated pine pole inbetween my legs.
Ended up with massive gouges out of the insides of my legs and literally missed my balls my millimeters, it was rather painful!!
Moral to the story is "listen to your mum" even though i still don't haha
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