no clubs ------- the way it should be
No 98 ron fuel. -------- your 4ac wouldn't matter
too many old people ------- old people are sweet, just when you dress like a douche bag they will treat you like one
no decent looking female's ------- i think this ties in with the last one
no atms -------- i wouldn't go to another state without taking cash
no banks -------- as above
no ethinc looking people ---------- your point is?

i havnt even been there but it sure sounds inviting.