Things I'm sick of hearing because i own a sprinter!

[Roku_70]

ok i frequently get asked this question by most people, either friends, family or just any old person...

"does it EVEN run?!" (with a strong emphisis on the even)

my answer is simply... "are you a fukwit? it has no engine!"

i mean, clearly it does not run due to the fact that it has no engine (at the moment I'm not keeping it that way hahaha). you don't have to be a mechanic to know that!

i also get asked, "are you leaving it like that?"

seriously, you have to be joking right. a bare shell with all the parts sitting next to it. i just have learnt to say... "yes, of course, i want it to be like the flinstones, holes in floor and rock wheels. these questions often come also from diesel drivers (haha kirt) and other p-platers whose parents buy them brand new cars <_< and havent a clue how to open the bloody bonnet. i also get... "so your a mechanic and don't have a good car"... AN AE86 IS A GREAT CAR!

oh well, its a hard life!

[starni_boy]

"That REALLY is an ugly car, why would you bother?" - I don't give a shit, I like it. It will come good one day.

"It's going to be sick when it's done!" - Your the 50th person to say that.

"Why have you bought so much shit that your not going to use?" - So I can sell it later dickhead.

[mike86]

do you drift

[Konakid]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (starni_boy @ Aug 21 2008, 08:20 PM) </div>Parts hoarding, its a disease i swear...

[shinny]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Meathead #2 @ Aug 21 2008, 07:57 PM) </div>
it's like the AIDS just more contagious,

[reuben]

My brothers Girlfriend who is 20 had a Honda prelude. I beat her in my 20v KE. She got extreemly cut that my corolla beat her. She then sold the Prelude and bought a bog stock type X 180sx. Chased her out of and intersectin and was up her ass the whole time. Ive never seen her sooo mad in my life. hahaha.

If douche bags ask what its got, i just say. Stock 1.6lt with aftermarket managment and zaust.... then munch em... lol

[Micknofx]

the line I'm most sick of hearing.. "when are you going to get that thing out of the driveway?"

I don't want it to sit in the driveway forever ffs, I'm out working on it so it won't sit there forever!

[Mr Fujiwara]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (drftr86 @ Aug 21 2008, 06:35 PM) </div>i had that for over 12 months, now its running and I'm considering selling it and maybe even buying a nissan, would prefer a JZX81 buttt..then again i would love the sprinter to make me happy and drift, so i can have a carby 1.6 litre which gets tons more angle than dirty nissans and looks way cooler doing so with dish you could fit a 3kg bag of patoatoes in

[Intense]

"Have you got the pulley kit yet"

No, the cars nuts enough without more boost, I think I'll keep it that way


"Why do you spend so much money on an old car"

Because I drive it's tits off you phukin pleb


"You should turbo it"

Now why the fuck would I want to do that? More power, fuck off, it's not a qtr mile machine. I like my throttle response and she's got enough balls as is.


"Do you drift it"

*Smug look on my face* Yes


And the best one of all is whatever people say after I gun it and they're riding shotgun

[DRFTPG]

1."what engines in that?"
its a 4k ok leave me alone I'm poor

2. "Cops are gonna fuck you up when they catch you"
for fucks sake you don't think i know that already?

3. "Do a burnout"
fuck off

4."Can you take me drifting"
no cos its embarrassing when you realise I'm really not very good

5. "Whats wrong with your front wheels"
The cars really heavy so it makes them sag

6. "Whats that ring on the back"
To tie c**ts like you to it

7."Why don't you buy a nice car"
by nice you mean a lancer on 18's?

8."whats that car held together by....zip ties"
fuck you

9. "holy shit thats low"