Check out the sweet email I got.

[Cerby86]

WILL I FALL VICTIM TO THE DREADED NIGERIAN SCAM???? OH NOES!!

No but seriously surely there is some way to mess with this illiterate scammer? Maybe someone could email him a virus or whatever awesome things you puter type people do!!!



FROM THE DESK OF THE BANK MANAGER.
FINANCIAL TRUST BANK OF AFRICA.
COTONOU,
BENIN REPUBLIC.



RE:TRANSFER OF $28.5 million(USD)

In order to transfer out $28.5 million(USD) from Financial Trust Bank of
Africa,Benin.

I have the courage to ask for your assistance to handle this important and
confidential business believing that you will never let me down either now or in
future.Because it is highly confidential.

I am Mr.Thomas Obi, a MANAGER in Financial Trust Bank of Africa, Benin.

I am soliciting your co-operation in this business endevour that I intend to
carry out with you, if you would be interested and ready to give me your full
co-operation,There was an account opened in this bank in 1990, an d as at that
time I was the account officer directly handling the account unbehalf of the
owner of the account, but since year 2000 nobody has perated on this account
again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I
do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for not hing or
reverted into the selfish government purse.

The owner of this account was Late Engr.Paul Robinson , a foreigner, and an
Engineer with Pabas Engineering Co., and he died since year 2000.No other person
knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that his company does not
know anything about this account and the amount involved is $28.5 million(USD).

I want to transfer the $28.5 million(USD) into a safe foreigner's account abroad
, but I do not know any foreigner. I am only contacting you as a foreigner
because this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be
approved to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license
and foreign account.

This is because the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the account
Late Engr.Paul Robinson,was a foreigner too.

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we do not know
ourselves before,but be sure that it is real and a genuine business as I have
put in place the neccesary logistics that will ensure a hitch free transfer into
your account upon your acceptance.I only got your contact address from my
secretary who operates computer with believe in God that you will never let me
down in this business, but I n ever disclose what business I intend to carry out
with you.

You are the only person that I have contacted in this business, so please reply
urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also
your private telephone and fax number for urgent communication. I would have
liked us to meet face to face but as a bank top civil servant,I am not allowed
by law of the land to travel outside the country for now.Kindly assist me so
that you can receive this money in a foreign account or any account of your
choice where the fund will be safe.

I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investments once
you confirm the money in your account. I am contacting you because of the need
to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is
ready to approve this payment to any oreigner who has correct information of
this account,which I will give to you immediately,if you are able and capable to
handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions
and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity you know hardly comes
every time.

I need truthful person in this business because I do not want to make mistake
and your strong assurance and trust are equally needed.

With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any foreigner's
reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be
intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing and I want to
remind you that your share has been calculated at 40% of the total sum.

I want to tell you that this transaction is 100% risk free and legal because all
the documents that will back up this transaction will be
available, so that no body will question the fund when it is finaly tranfered
into your account.

I am waiting for your urgent reply so that I will give you more information
about this transaction through my private email:

or my phone contact.
Regards and God bless.

Mr.Thomas Obi

[Cerby86]

maybe i'll send him this email which i found while searching to see if the bank exists!!

[driftke70]

dude i get like 3 of those a day

[ae71neo]

lol i got the exact same one this morning. Thomas is cheating on us!

[svenmate]

[shift_rook]

i think i may have just shed a tear laughing so hard at that

[Cerby86]

hahahaha thats awesome!!!

[The Kid]

Send him back pictures of something very messed up, shit that he will takes years trying to forget.

[ae71neo]

Just got this one..


DAVID SMITH & ASSOCIATES
LONDON - UK.

Attention:

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Jurgen Krugger made you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100,000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

You are advised to contact me with my personal email address below for further details :ds.esqdavidsmith@yahoo.com.hk

Please call in receipt of this mail: +44 702 401 8234

I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalised.

Yours in Service,
David Smith Esq.

[Axentrik]

i take it your new to the internet cerby. its just spam, you got these emails because you wrote your email address somewhere you shouldn't have.