Your worst job ever

[n00bvak]

worked as a support phone jocky at an ISP for a couple of years. People need to do a test before signing up I think, there are a lot of ppl that do not diserve the internet.

Almost all of calls could have been fixed if they RTFM. Most of the people that called needed to be shot in the head. The number of people that cancelled there phone line that their internet used is astounding.
me : you cancelled your phone line???(after 20 mins of trobleshooting)
them : "we dont use the phone, just the internet, you have to fix my internet now! I'm loosing $80billion an hour"
Me : 'so what does your modem plug into',
Them : "the phone line....oh I see...can you fix it?
Me : No, call telstra, click.

DIE DIE DIE!!!

sometimes so CBF and said "netbank is working fine for me, it must be Netbanks fault" call them!"

...so yeah, hated that job, plus all the "supervisors" are gay in the pants brown nosers.

[Sprinterboy]

Working loss prevention at bunnings was a Fail....

Same with Coles, had to stand outside coles 5 nights a week for 10-12hrs a night. Was getting 1400pfn cash but that was the only good thing..

Being held up with a sharp.
Being yelled at by drug F&&ked pissed idiots wanting to know why i was there....
Laughing as they tripped down the stairs and out of my duty of care

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

i work in telecommunications and get all the dumb shits out there....is horrifies me!!

everyone thinks they are entitled to free shit as well!!

I have had someone come into store looking for a doorbell!!! we sell phones biatch

[GAKI86]

^^ the heat you guys have there is easily bearable.. our air down below is dryer than powder.. and black ppl get skin cancer!!

in my early days in the transporting industry i used to unload 4-8 truck fulls of the biggest plasma tvs then to 3-5 trucks of unassembled bikes/trampolines all the way to gym equipment such as lifting weights theres no air con and only 15 mins spell since i was only a 5 hour casual..

but now i get payed to fuck around and do fuck all in the workplace