or his dad
haha that post with chaos , so good
or his dad
a woman i work with was telling me about all the crazy shit that goes on at her other job at a butcher shop. heres a story she told me from the weekend:
theres the woman i work with, another woman, and 2 butchers in the meat packing room.
one of the butchers (butcher 1) was talking about anal sex. another butcher (butcher 2) was listening in and getting agitated.
butcher 1 kept on talking about it and about how good it is (he has regular anal with his wife).
butcher 2 then objected to his comments saying it is not good.
butcher 1 keeps on talking about it and disagrees with butcher 2.
butcher 2 then says, "its not fun when youre locked in a cage."
everyone else in the room is all 'WTF?'
he then says again, "its not fun when your locked in a cage and a big black guy forces you to have anal sex with him."
everyone else in the room is all 'WTF?!'
he then says, "when i was 18 i was in an over night lock-up and there was a big black guy in there. he forced me. i struggled to start with but he was too strong."
everyone else is all 'WTF!!!???' and then they all start laughing thinking it isnt true.
"why are you laughing its not funny!?" he yells at them.
"why would you tell us this?" the other woman asks realising hes telling the truth.
"the therapist said i should tell people to get it out." butcher 2 replies. "i went to therapy over this for 5 years."
butcher 1 starts burning him and says, "so did he have a big cock?"
"shut up butcher 1 its not funny!" butcher 2 replies.
"so did he cum in your bum?" butcher 1 asks.
butcher 2 replies, "im not going to answer that!"
"thats a yes!" butcher 1 says laughingly.
seriously who in the right mind would tell anybody that? what kind of responce do they want to hear from people after telling them?
weird.
'cum in your bum' - lawl.
i was almost waiting for the story to escalate and one of the butchers to start throwing knives and shit across the room.
it escalated into butcher 1 telling everyone else in the entire shop and eventually everyone feeling sorry for butcher 2.
haha yer thats what i was thinking , waiting for some stabbing or something
night bitches. if i get anywhere with that hot chick from work ill let you know. otherwise i think things might just stay on a flirt at work only kind of thing