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    Very true. I have one myself. It's not an Elvis suit though. It's a custom ex-Graincorp Hi-Vis racing suit
    Anyways, I'm bored. I've had Dragon Age for a week and finished it twice already. So now I'm waiting for Mass Effect 2 to come out.
    I'm such a nerd
    Having no job fails hardcore. To fix that, I need to move. To do so, I need to register my car. To do so I need money. Which means I need a job. So basically I'm stuck in this shithole away from the beach until one of the bogans that own all the businesses in town decide they want more help than Cletus and Elroy sitting on the verandah with their chaw tobacco and a spitoon. Which means, basically, that I'm destined to live in Bogan Central until my teeth drop out at 30 and I drive a Commodore.

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    But chaos, what you fail to realise, you are the joke. You see its not just me, but its all of us, you are our joke its as simple as that. Oh and I was made a moderator, as I am an asshole, and I will tell you exactly how it is, and how it will be, apart from that, I have done more for this community than what your fat ass could imagine, so take your whinging else where fat boy.

    Hey cal, its coming, keep your pants on.

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    Also, anyone that can not handle the heat of offtopic, should just leave. Not you chaos, you need to spend more time in the sauna.

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    care to elaborate?

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    Well, now, don't you tell me to smile
    You stick around I'll make it worth your while
    Like numbers beyond what you can dial
    Maybe its because we're so versatile
    Style, profile I said
    It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh child"
    From The Hudson River out to the Nile
    I run the marathon to the very last mile
    Well if you battle me I feel reviled
    People always sayin' my style is wild
    You've got gaul, you've got guile
    If you step to me I'm going to rap full file
    If you wanna battle you're in denial
    Comin' from Uranus to check my style
    Go ahead with my rhymes I'll trial
    Cast you off into exhile

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    You'll see in the coming months.

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    Jazz and AWOL, that's our team
    Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene
    When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend
    I like my sugar with coffee and cream
    Well I have to keep it going keep it going full steam
    To sweet to be sour to nice to be mean
    With the tough guy style I'm not too keen
    Trying to change the world, I'm going to plot and scheme
    Mario C likes to keep it clean
    Goin' to shine like a sunbeam
    Keep on rappin', cause that's my dream
    Thank Moe Dee for 'Sticking to Themes'
    Now when it comes to envy ya'll is green
    Jealous of the rhyme and the ryhme routine
    Another dimension, new galaxy
    Intergalatic planetary!

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    Were from the family tree of old school hip-hop
    Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
    Your rhymes are spread just like a pox
    Cause the music is loud like an electric shock
    I am known to do the wop
    Also known for the Flintstone Flop
    Tammy D gets biz on the crops
    Beastie Boys known to let the beat
    Mmm, drop
    Now when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
    If I rap soup my beats is stock
    Step from the table when I start to chop
    Im the lumberjack DJ AD Rock
    If you try to knock me youll get mopped
    Ill stir fry you in my wok
    Your knees start shakin and your fingers pop
    Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

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    Intergalactic, planetery, planetery, intergalactic (x4)
    Another dimension... (x8)

    LOL

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    fucking paint stripper ftw

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