When you gonna let me tap that

[EpicXTC]

Gah I cant get the images off my iPhone =.=

I hate this thing

It basically went;

Me: Uni + work? That must be stressful. doing any sort of stress relief?
Her: I was thinking about having sex with someone from my class... got anyone better in mind? (If you knew her, you'd know she was trolling. She's an innocent virgin)
Me: Mmm maybe... Might I inquire as to a section of your schedule spanning five bars of a 2bar/30min book for an aerobic exercise consuming 26000 calories, generating 40degrees of heat and breaking the morals of all parties involved?
Her: lol, way too much effort. Anyother ideas?
Me: I'll tell you over pillow talk. When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When I get time, I'm busy, sorry...

Hmmm TXT msgs need moar tone.

Andddd as I was writing the above line, she msged me asking how lifes been and if i'm still with my gf.
brb msging her / toasting in the MC thread.


edit:

Niceness don't matter. Penis size matters.

But it all depends on the girl..
I could go meet up with this girl I met the other day, probably try the same line (IRL, prob couldn't txt it to her to get a good reaction) and get a result.
Then again she's about a 3/10 so I guess that doesn't count.

inb4 girl I was msging was a 2... she's about a 20 (split it and hit it twice).