My try, cheating as it may be.

Girlfriend: Hi there
Me: Hello my Vee how are you?
Girlfriend: Pretty damn good and yourself?
Me: Pretty great just wondering....
Girlfriend: Wondering about what?
Me: Just wondering when you're gonna let me tap that?
Girlfriend: Haha, excuse me?
Me: You read correct, I was wondering when you were going to let me tap that
Girlfriend: That being?
Me: That being you
Girlfriend: Tomorrow night you don't have to ask haha.

Yew!