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I am 1337
I am retiring on 1337 status, thank you all that have supported my mindless ramblings, but have peace in knowing, I will return, for I am the almighty being.
AHHHHHH toddy, you won't win, I AM GOD lol
I HAVE THE WINNING FORMULA FOR THE HALOWEEN LOTTO THE 20 MIL ONE, I'M GONNA WIN I'M GOING TO BUY 6 GAMES OF 18, WHY? 6+6+6=18, SO IF I BUY 6, IT IS EVIL IN THE MOST 1337 WAY, AFTERALL TODD HAS NAMED ME AS THE 1337 MASTER, AND YESTERDAY I PROVED TO ALL THE DC CHRISTIANS I AM GOD, SO I WILL WIN, PRETTY CLEVER HEY.
IN OTHER NEWS, MY FIRST RACE SPEC .21 NITO ENGINE WON ITS FINAL YESTERDAY, QUITE IMPRESSED, I HAVE RELEASED 3 ENGINES FOR COMPETITION USE AND HAD ALL 3 IN THE TOP 5, ADMITTEDLY MOST OF THE "BIG BOYS" WERE NOT RACING THOUGH. BUT STILL HAPPY AS i HAVE ONLY BEEN DOING MODS FOR 3 MONTHS.
TODD IS A POOF TODD IS A FAG TODD IS A WANKER TODD LICKS CHAOS' ASS CLEAN TODD HAS NO PENIS TODD IS A WOMAN I FUCKED TODD AND HIS MUM TOO, WHY? BECAUSE I AM GOD
Once apon a time lived a little ferrett by the name of todd, his owner beally, liked to spoil todd the ferrett, with kisses and cum, till one day, todd arrived home from ferrett school, with his new boyfriend. Beally being the awesome moderator he is, decided to moderate todds penis, his small nearly microscopic ferrett penis, and removed it with one swift slice of his awesome moderating sword.
Todd the penisless ferrett was quite upset, but beally explained that if he liked boy cats (todd the ferretts new boyfriend is a cat) he had to remove his penis, as the boyfriend cat who's name is JC (for you chaos, mwa) would have trouble penetrating todd the ferrets penis, therefore todd the ferrett recieved the sex change, from his glorious owner beally.
The day came and todd the ferrett turned 16, a great time for many young guys, as they can apply for their l's at this age, unfortunately todd is a ferrett, and cannot drive, this was a depressing time for todd, so he tried to hang himself, though luckily as he is a member of the weasel family, he is extremely flexible (the reason jc the gay cat likes him, the only reason, cause todd is a loser) and fell out of his noose.
A few days later, and gunner came in his little ferrett ear, explaining while strocking his elusterous penis, that as gunner is the all time 1337 maste of dc, that gunner had the right do this 12 times a day, if need be.
Todd the ferrett, was really stuggling at this point, as JC the homosexual cat,found out and left todd, as he did not see it acceptable for todd to be such a loser.
Within the next following days, todd relieved the worlsd of his presence and shot imself in the right foot, problem was this did not kill todd, So gunner the 1337 mater came along and stepped on that fury little fuckers head, splattering what very little brain the ferrett had all over his size 12 boots.
The coming weekend was that of the 86 annual. and all the dcians country wide partied, But todd didn't cause gunner stomped on his head previously that week (time for a piss be back shortly)
A few weeks later and todd was reincarnated, as a mouse turd.
THE END
Gunner is great, gunner is god, gunner blew his load all over todd
Gunner is sexy, gunner is cool, gunner made todd suck on his stool (not the one you sit on the one that comes out of your ass)
