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    just whacked some velo bar tape on ze bike.
    man im good at wrapping grips on, from all the years of playing hockey + tennis i think.

    anyone else play sports they would rather forget when they were a bit younger?

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    todd, whats the hardest part about rollerblading?

    Telling your parents your gay hahahahahahahahahaha


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    TRD, that is Not a KE70 column or surround. And wiper stalk is straight on KE70, key barrel is perpendicular to column

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    my wiper stalk was bent on my ke70 csx?

    granted, i just had a look at some more detailed pictures and youre right about the key barrel.
    also noticed that the hazzard switch is forward facing unlike ke70 which is left > right.
    kennut your a wealth of information you little information fountain you.

    i still want to know who you are? lol. i have a feeling you may be an ex-member in the same vain as chaos, but ur just not a prat like he is haha.

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    Yeah maybe I'm spinning shit about the wiper stalk. As if I'm gonna walk outside to look though

    Lol, no not an ex-member. Glad I dont come across as a prat haha.

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    had the most awkward moment at the coffee shop before.
    my normal place was closed for the christmas holidays (still) so i went down the road to this little coffee bar thing.
    anyway, was not busy at all. so i wander up to the counter, and to my surprise there is a pretty attractive girl behind the counter (possibly early 20s?). not typically hot, but just attractive.
    anyway, ordered the usual long black without much water, and she gets making it. was watching her do it (but didnt notice). and then she looked up at me and i realised, and looked away as if i wasnt (fail penguin style).
    paid for it, she hands the paper cup to me, and i was like thanks for the coffee, and began walking off, she said wait, u forgot ur lid.
    so i awkwardly returned for the plastic lid, and i place the cup on the counter, and hold the base so she can put the lid on. and she stood there, all weird as if waiting for something. then realised she wanted to hold the cup so that it didnt spill when she put the lid on.
    i slowly moved away from the cup, lid capping ensued, and i said (without thinking) 'see you tomorrow'.
    hurrily scattered off to my car and left the scene like a ninja with a rather large exhaust leak.

    what the fuck?
    im not going back there tomorrow. or at least i dont think i am.
    am i expected to go back now? or like. watttttttttt lol

    just realised i sounded like a 13yo girl then. but meh, lets face it. most people who post in offtopic have a mental age no more than 17.

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    lol

    stalker moment

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    Bahaha yes you have to go back now. Although she might not be working there tomorrow?
    You just made my sig sir

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    like if you dont go tomorrow, she'll think you will still see her but she wont see you

    omg

    classic

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    Go back todd. If you don't we know that you really are a faggot.

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