im a bad neighbour, you should all th stories i get, did you know i stand out the front with my snake trying to scare the neighbours, or that i intentionally run my rc cars as loud as possible, cause like theres a volume control on a 40,000rpm 3.5cc 2 stroke

or did you know i train fighting dogs in the backyard, cause my dogs bark at other dogs

oh i also do burnouts and dont mow the grass everyweek, but my mower is too loud, i must of modified it or something

nieghbours suck, i will shoot them all one day