would you like to hear a joke?

[maxhag]

There is a single, middle aged man (New Zealander) and he goes to the pub one Friday night. After not too long, he gets chatting to this woman.

After a few hours, they have had a few drinks an have been getting along really well. As the night starts winding up, the man asks the woman if he could take her home.

She replies "Sorry I cant, I would love to, but Iam on my Menstrual cycle",
The man then replies "That shouldn't matter, I can follow you in my Honda"

[Richard]

Why gettin on us New Zealanders?

[maxhag]

Is that the start of a joke, or..........

[koolstik]

And then the fight started...

[Richard]

LOL...snap.

Na Maxhag im just pullin ya strings i could give a fuck what you say about us

[maxhag]

Aussies and New Zealanders, It a love/hate relationship....

I'll never forget the episode of Bro town when they take the piss out of us Aussies...... Classic episode.....

[Richard]

yeh i love Bro town..reminds me of home.

Like flight of the concords when the India bloke gets them mixed up with Aussies....thats classic too.

[Drift_Donkey]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stoped at 3 hoes.

[lolwat]

why do they send woman to space

they weight 100 pounds lighter then a dish washer

[biggo]

Your walking down the road and your toe falls off. what do you do?









Call a "toe" truck!